She must be the mermaid who took king Neptune for a ride II

She said, "I'm here on a shore leave,"
Though we were miles at sea.
I pointed out this detail
And forced her to agree, 
Saying, "You must be the mermaid
Who took King Neptune for a ride."
And she smiled at me so sweetly
That my anger straightway died.
A Whiter Shade of Pale, Procol Harum

Father Neptune adopted me, along with the Minotaur. My two foster fathers appeared in my dreams. It must be true. A monster and a god protect me under the wildest sea and through the darkest maze.

I just don't want to go back to shore. I feel homesick - yet again.
Only this time...
I know where home is.